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[semiurge]

Don't you need at least two witnesses? Also me, the Shuck, and Morla sounds like a terrible idea for a complete guest list.

[metalica]

I can't imagine who else would want to come.

[semiurge]

Your friends? Morgana's friends?

[metalica]

I don't have that many friends.

[semiurge]

We need to get you out more.

[metalica]

I'm 38, not 16.

[semiurge]

Hey, that's more reason to work on it. Watch out, I might introduce you to all my friends.

[metalica]

You have many of those, do you?

[semiurge]

I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not.

[metalica]

Would I ever be sarcastic?

[semiurge]

You? Never.

Subject change, but did you make it to the welcome feast?

[metalica]

No. I was busy. Should I have?

[semiurge]

That depends. Thor's here, but I have no idea if you've met him in your universe.

[metalica]

Thor? Like the God?

[semiurge]

Exactly like the god. His brother Loki's one of my teammates.

[metalica]

I'm not entirely sure what the appropriate response would be.

[semiurge]

Never mind, I'll introduce you eventually.

So, what's the date for the wedding?

[metalica]

I'm sure it'll be an event.

August, I think. We need time to plan.

[semiurge]

Let me know if you two need any help with that. And good luck.

[metalica]

Are you a wedding planner?

[semiurge]

As long as there are no more than two jokes total about my sexuality, I can probably learn to be a wedding planner.

[metalica]

I have no desire to joke about your sexuality, Billy.

[ A) It's none of his business (not that that changes much). B) He has no idea about it. C) It would be a little hypocritical, considering. ]

[semiurge]

I forgot that you're a few decades too early for that joke.

[metalica]

I'm a few decades too early for many jokes, it seems.

[semiurge]

It's a bad one anyway, so you're not missing anything.